When You Hit The Ground

Apr 26

ithinkimjohnfuckinglennon:

thesehandshavetouchedthesky:

wtsrecords:

• WTS? & Holy Roar Records…
  
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  CRUSHTIVAL II
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  Price hike due to venue/day upgrade. Hobbit was cool but unit is bigger and the beer flows cheaper (£1.50 Carlsberg - vegan friendly).
  
  If you want to bring down your distro/clothing/whatever let me know, it’s probably fine and we have a tiny bit of space.
  
  
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  EVENING - [5.00 - 10.00]
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  + BASTIONS - OUR FAVOURITE BAND
  http://bastions.bandcamp.com/
  
  + MATHS - FIRST SOTON SHOW SINCE 1919 (MAYBE)
  http://maths.bandcamp.com/
  
  + SLABDRAGGER - STONER METAL DUDES ROCK YOUR FUCKIN’ HEAD
  http://www.facebook.com/Slabdragger
  
  + PARISO - SICK MERCH FFO: BWP // TRC // VICE - WELL TRENDY
  http://pariso.bandcamp.com/
  
  + WE’LL DIE SMILING - HAPPY HARDCORE .. PLEASANT PUNCHING 
  http://welldiesmiling.bandcamp.com/
  
  + THE LONG HAUL - FFO: CONVERGE // QUIFFS
  http://thelonghauluk.bandcamp.com/
  
  
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  AFTERNOON - [1.00 - 4.00]
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  + WITCH CULT - HYPE // DRONE // SCxPV // ENDLESS DISAPPOINTMENT
  http://www.facebook.com/witchcultpv
  
  + GNARWOVES - HC KIDS MOVED TO BRIGHTON AND GOT POP PUNK
  http://gnarwolves.bandcamp.com/
  
  + MONOLITH - FFO: WARHAMMER
  http://www.facebook.com/monolithuk
  
  + FTWIHATHHTTS - THAT LONG NAMED BAND
  http://soundcloud.com/forthisworldishollow
  
  + GHEE - NEW KIDS FROM LONDON - BUTTER BE GOOD
  http://ghee.bandcamp.com/
  
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  STALLS
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  + THREAD AND BUTTER - T-SHIRTS AND HANDMADE CRAFTS
  http://www.deadgiraffe.bigcartel.com/
  
  + DISTROS // BISTROS GET IN TOUCH - tom or will @wtsrecords.co.uk
  
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  + AVAILABLE ONLINE (50p internet tax)
  www.wts.bigcartel.com
  
  + PHYSICALS AT UPCOMING SHOWS (0p internet tax)
  
  June 14th - PRAWN + RUN,WALK! + APE UP! @ THE BARGATE
  http://www.facebook.com/events/321921831206990/
  
  Will and I will be at other shows, give us a shout on here.
  
  + LOCALS 
  
  Witch Cult and The Long Haul will have some.
  
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  TRAVEL
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  COMING FROM LONDON OR BRIGHTON? 
  
  Last train leaves from Southampton Central at 23:40 or 06:55.
  
  COMING FROM PORTSMOUTH? 
  
  Last train leaves from Southampton Central at 23:59 or 06:35.
  
  COMING FROM BOURNEMOUTH?
  
  Last train leaves from Southampton Central at 01:41 or 08:35.
  
  
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  Saturday 16th June 2012
  Entry - £6adv 
  Unit
  18+
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  http://www.last.fm/festival/3271329+CRUSHTIVAL+II
  
  
  We’re so excited with this line-up, hope you are too.
  
  
  Much love to Aaron Dawkins for the poster.

Very cool. Thanks very much to Mr. Dukeson and Mr. Vincent putting us on the bill. I wonder if we spend the whole day and night in unit we could claim squatter’s rights?

May need to make a trip down South for this….

Apr 24

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Apr 13

This show is the night before a bank holiday- so drink and stagger around! It’s gonna be fun!

Apr 12

parisoband:

Click to buy tickets. Or pick up a bundle and get a ticket even cheaper!

(via holyroarrecords)

Apr 04

parisoband:

More shows still to be added!

Mar 23

funtimesgroup:

So, I thought I’d kick start this weeks Fun Times theme of ‘Star Wars’, with a question… An intrinsic and burning question seated deep within the still beating hearts of all Star Wars fans. Not only a question, but also a profound concern- Where is Jabba the Hutt now? Sure! You say, he was at the top of his game back in the day, fulfilling a role that no other Hollywood actor could, regardless of the size and skill of their make-up crew. However, with the glory days over who would give ‘The Hutt his next break?

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     Indeed, the demand for obese and grotesque slug-like aliens faltered and soon enough, he couldn’t land a single role. After several painful and deeply affecting years as a slave to the sex industry, a thoroughly sodomised Jabba emerged a shadow of a slug, addicted to alcohol and a dangerous cocktail of prescription drugs. It wasn’t long before he ended up on the cruel streets, steadily becoming hooked on harder drugs and consequently involved in gangs and petty crime to fund his addictions.

     It is believed that several years ago Jabba was talent spotted to star as ‘Heather’ in Eastenders, for which he briefly cleaned up his act. Things were looking promising until another actor stole the part away from our tragic Star Wars star. (Citation needed)
These days an ever so slightly reformed Mr. Hutt can be found on street corners selling the Big Issue and drinking strong cider outside supermarket chains. Ÿ

(via shart-attack)

Mar 14

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Mar 11

tinyangrymothers:

Goodtime Boys killed it last night at the Hope & Anchor! If you missed out, make sure you catch them at this in a couple of weeks!!

£6OTD // FB EVENT PAGE

(via sijones88)

Mar 06

Saturday! Don’t forget it boys and girls.